"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"Think of how stupid the average person is. Then realize half of them are stupider than that."
- George Carlin
"If I want the fucking planet I could have it, now try and snatch it. Only God can stop my violent habits."
"I'm of the opinion that the difference between a "good guy with a gun" and a "bad guy with a gun" is a single second of anger." - SherbertTCat